The Book of Quotes: Summer 2017

Me: Would you ever have a food fight? Girlfriend: Yes. Me: With eggs and tomatoes? Girlfriend: Yes. Me(to Indian girl): Would you ever have a food fight? Indian girl: Yes. Me: With eggs and tomatoes? Indian girl: No. Me: With rice and curry? Indian girl: Racist? Me: No. I just…picked…another messy food. Never mind. Girl […]

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